Something is Wrong With My Dog: All 18 Badges

The 18 Roblox badges in Something is Wrong With My Dog — what each tier of badge covers, how they map to endings and survival milestones, and the honest state of the full list.

Something is Wrong With My Dog carries 18 Roblox badges, and they are the game's real completionist checklist: survive, investigate, and reach enough of the 10 endings, and the badge case fills. This page maps what is confirmed about the set — and is honest about what is still being documented.

The Three Tiers

Community playthroughs consistently sort the 18 into three practical tiers. Survival badges — awarded for reaching checkpoints and surviving the night; these are the first badges most players earn without trying. Investigation badges — tied to finding and interacting with specific things in the house; these require deliberately going off the survival path, which makes them the dangerous ones. Ending badges — awarded for reaching specific endings; these are the long tail, and they are why badge hunters end up chasing all 10 endings whether they planned to or not.

The Ordering That Works

The efficient path through all 18 mirrors the endings strategy: play solo for controlled variables, front-load the survival badges (they come naturally on your first few full nights), then pick a lever per run for investigation badges, and let ending badges fall out of the ending hunt. Chasing badges and endings as two separate checklists doubles the runs; doing them as one path roughly halves them.

Co-op and Badges

In 8-player sessions, badges award per-player: your survival is yours, your investigations are yours. The co-op caveat is control — group chaos makes specific investigation badges harder to land because someone always triggers the next phase early. Badge hunters do the deliberate work solo.

The Honest State of the List

The badge count (18) and the three-tier structure are confirmed across sessions. What this page does not do is fabricate a numbered 18-row list with invented names and unlock conditions — the game is actively updating and the community documentation is still settling. As confirmed names and conditions surface, this page fills in within 48 hours. If you are starting today: play your first night, survive, and check your badge case — the tiers will introduce themselves.